Welcome to my domain! My name is Beatrice and I'm 21 years old, live in Sweden, genderqueer, pansexual, slash lover and writer. 

 

The real difference between Gryffindor and Slytherin

brilliantbucky:

evil-freak:

Gryffindor : Mate, I would die for you

Slytherin : I will kill for you, bro. Just give me the word, the bitch is dead

Ravenclaw: I’ll find a way we both can survive

Hufflepuff: I’ll die with you

chaosordoffl:

x-file:

catazoid:

As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place

this is a fucking squirrel. this is a fucking squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this

I AM OVERCOME WITH JOY FROM LOOKING AT THIS WONDROUS CREATION. A SQUIRREL. WITH A CAT’S HEAD. CAN LIFE GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS?!

heartcramp:

Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.

But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.

chaosordoffl:

zootedboy:

*black couple living in a haunted house*

wife: the house haunted

husband: we out this bitch

*everybody lives*

NOW IS THAT SO FUCKING HARD

thescienceofjohnlock:

lamelatios:

not being at comic con like 

HA hahahahaha my ex is there right now (not comic con, filemaker con) and yeah he can go fuck himself too.

thescienceofjohnlock:

lamelatios:

not being at comic con like 

HA hahahahaha my ex is there right now (not comic con, filemaker con) and yeah he can go fuck himself too.

I don’t think we can ever get tired of each other, even if we ran out of words to say, we’d just be content being near one another.

Me, to you (via heartsworldsapart)

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

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Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

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I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

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  BAM!

THIS IS TOO MUCH POWER FOR ONE PERSON TO HAVE