Welcome to my domain! My name is Beatrice and I'm 21 years old, live in Sweden, genderqueer, pansexual, slash lover and writer.
I’m slightly tipsy and all I want in life is for Nicole cumberpeenqueen to write smut like I would pay her for her beautiful writing
Aww thanks :)
You’re not the only one who would pay… mehehehehe yes we should start a thing. Something like a night every week where we would all get tipsy together on Skype or something and write really random and funny smut that we send to each other
An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures
The show is called ‘All or Nothing’
Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.
my hand slipped
will reblog until this becomes an actual show
NONO NO NO NO SO I HAD CLASS WITH MY LIT TEACHER TODAY AND HIS LEFT ARM IS AMPUTATED FROM JUST BELOW THE ELBOW AND HE WAS HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE PUTTING THE PAPERS ON HIS DESK INTO HIS BREIF CASE AT THE END OF THE CLASS AND I GO TO HIM AND SAY “YOU NEED A HAND?” AND ITS SILENT AND I JUST WHISPER OH NO AND HE STARTS LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY I WAS SO EMBARASSED
Who reblogged his
Why are there so many notes
Movie Loki: Angst angst no one loves me angst you mewling quims ehhe angst.
Comic Book Loki: Man hahehehah fuck you I do what I want suck my dick I can turn into a bird and shit you dumbass thor.
Norse Mythology Loki: Who the fuck are you assholes.